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Single Long Dining Table - Wedding Reception

My whole life, my dining table has been round — from the round, gray Formica-topped table that my family had through my entire childhood to, well, the round, gray Formica-topped table that I “inherited” when I moved into my first apartment during college to, um, the round gray-Formica-topped table that I had up until about a week ago when, after a week of wrestling with my confused inner mba about extracting “lifetime value,” I finally had the Goose’s Dog Tags Moment® and with a dramatic squeeze of my fist on the tabletop, I emotionally




I also probably should have flung the table over the side of my balcony, as I will now have to pay a cool $120 for someone else to get the thing for free, but anyway.

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